Spider
Last night, while my window was open I noticed a spider on my window screen. Immediately petrified, I slammed the window closed, hoping it would somehow make its way back outside over night via a hole in my screen….
Boy did that not happen.
Today while listening to music on my computer I saw that little fucker climbing on my speaker wires. My immediate response was to scream, and run downstairs to my mother…for her to do something about it.
With a cup in hand, ready to capture this little demon and set him free outside (yes, I refuse to kill insects), but upon my return, the 8 legged freak was no longer to be seen. I’m petrified just to sit at my own computer desk.
I’m sure tonight while I’m sleeping, it’ll crawl into my ear and lay spider eggs.
No biggie.
